Frog Jokes

To confuse a frog, put it in a round bowl and tell it to croak in the corner.
Answer: To confuse you, frog hops out, says, “I needed that nap – thanks! I feel much better.”

Q: It’s summer time. What shoes does a frog wear?
A: Open toad!

Q: Why did the frog cross the bridge?
A: Because the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the frog cross the street?
A: Because the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why are frogs so good at baseball?
A: Because they catch a lot of flies…

Ms. Schneider’s 4th grade morning reading class at Rootstown Elementary School in Rootstown, Ohio

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What’s green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?
A: Croaket

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A: French flies and a diet Croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a “hopperation” !

Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”