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Frog
Jokes
Q:
Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever
bugs them!
Q: What happens when
two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue
tied!
Q: How does a frog
feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.
Q: What happens when
you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit!
Q: Why did the frog
read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good
croak and dagger.
Q: What's green green
green green green?
A: A frog rolling
down a hill
Q: What is a frog's
favorite game?
A: Croaket
Q: What did the frog
order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a
diet Croak
Q: Why did the frog
say meow?
A: He was learning a
foreign language.
Q: Why did the frog
go to the hospital?
A: He needed a "hopperation"
!
Q: What is the
thirstiest frog in the world?
A: The one who drinks
Canada Dry!
Q: What do stylish
frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!
Q: What does a
bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."
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Q. How deep is the water in a frog
pond?
A. Kneedeep, kneedeep, kneedeep…
From Grade 7 Homeroom, MSAD #70
Hodgdon H.S., Hodgdon, Maine
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| Hello Virginia,
My name is Marisa. My age is nine. I
am a fan of your books. I checked out Her Stories from my
school library. I already read some stories. I am a 4th grader at
Clearcreek Elementary in Springboro, Ohio. I am assigned in school
to do a report on..........YOU! I like to read and create short
stories. My stories are humorous. I hope to be a famous children's
author some day like you. I'd like a few tips on how to catch a
reader's eye.
I loved your web site. I love frogs,
too. Here is a joke I made up:
Q.
What is a frog's favorite song?
A. Jeepers Leapers!!!!!
Hey! Maybe I'll make up a story
about frogs and send it to you! How does that sound?
Best Regards,
Marisa
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| I've had correspondence with
student, Gregory Vitello, who is a big fan. He also has frog
jokes. I emailed him to tell him I mislaid the jokes and to send
them to me again. He's been waiting for sometime for me to put
them on my web site; so here's his letter with the jokes:
Dear Virginia Hamilton,
I got your letter and will tell you
them again: What is green and red and makes noises? Answer: A frog
in a blender. (oh boy! VH)
What does a frog order for dinner?
Answer: A sandwich with flies. (cute! VH)
Just to let you know that I have
learned a lot about you. On Thursday, February 13, 1997, I have my
Author Tea. I get to tell parents how wonderful you and your books
are. I can't wait. I want to continue to read your books and am
still wondering what the mystery books is . . .
Your friend,
Gregory Vitello
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Subj: frogs
Date: 96-11-04 20:19:59 EST
To: bodeep@aol.com
Dear Ms. Hamilton,
My library teacher Ms. Hedric told
me you love frogs! so i found a joke about a frog.
Q. what happens when frogs park
illegally?
A. they get toad away!!
I also love your books they are so
realistic. Got to go!
Love,
Andrew J. Kahn
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Subj: hi
Date: 96-11-18 21:25:31 EST
To: Bodeep@aol.corn
Dear Virginia Hamilton,
I just can not get enough of your
books. They are so good and realistic. I found another frog joke
for you.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, it croaks every night!
I hope you enjoyed this one. You
know it is hard to find a good joke these days. They are all
corney!! Well, I do give you permission, to put this frog joke and
the other one I sent you on to your homepage when you update it.
Let's keep in touch!
Sincerely,
Andrew J. Kahn |
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